Saturday, October 22, 2011

Silence is Grueling

New adventures are always terrific, no matter if they don't turn out the way you wish.  I recently visited a Zen Buddhist center for three days.  Hasn't everyone always wondered what it would be like to practice Zen, be at one, learn about peaceful living?

The first thing I learned is that I don't enjoy a "silent" adventure.

I know that the purpose of Zen practice is to turn inward.  One does that without TV, wireless access, radio or solid walls.  I get it.  However, I didn't realize that silence!  The accommodations were beautiful and peaceful, but I didn't research the fact that one must be silent in your guest room because others are practicing their silence and have to get up at 4:30am to be at their temple meditation (needless to say, I declined their kind invitation to join in).

I read some of the Zen doctrines while I was silently waiting for my friend to attempt to gain Internet access in the lounge (didn't happen).  The first sentence dealt with "suffering".  While I also understand that much of life if suffering, I don't need to be reminded.

As we trucked off to our first breakfast with the practitioners, my eyes cast upon on breakfast.   A big bowl of gruel.  I say that because it tasted like gruel in a pasty-way.  Apparently, the meals are somewhat spartan too.

As I ate my gruel in silence, I realized that I'm not cut out to be a Zen Buddhist!  

1 comment:

  1. Too funny!! And to add injury to insult, they probably made you pay for this "experience". :) You could have done this at home yourself. Oh well, live and learn....

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